Song Lyrics: Dave Henson - The Vuvuzela Song

Dave Henson - The Vuvuzela Song
(Cover of Rihanna - Umbrella)

So now we've underway
We've seen 22 nations play

We've seen Tevez and Messi combining
R. Kelly with his terrible miming

We've seen refs make their mark
A wonder goal from Ji Sung Park

We've seen France's tedious failure
It could be worse - they could be Australia

We've had the hosts Macarena celebration
Mick McCharty's ropey pronunciation

Every player's boots being grey and orange
Ah crap - nothing ever rhymes with orange

But between every game and goal
I've realised my life has a gaping hole

Which I'll fill as soon as I can find a seller...
...I really need to buy myself a Vuvuzela...ela...ela...e...e...e...
Get a Vuvuzela...ela...ela...e...e...e...e...e...e....

And so on saturday
First game - the USA

When Gerrard hit the net
It looked like we were set

Emile was everywhere
Winning everything in the air

Cole and Johnson pushing on
But than it all went wrong (oh no...)

As I watched the TV screen
Could not believe it Bobby Green

My Gran would not have let Dempsey score
She'd have saved it even though she's '94

So now I really need to find
That one thing to help me clear my mind

I think I might call Nelson Mandela...
...and see if he can order me a Vuvuzela...ela...ela...e...e...e...
Order me a Vuvuzela...ela...ela...e...e...e...e...e...e....

I always dreamed that I could play
Violin like Vanessa Mae

Or slide guitar
Play the drum like Ringo Starr would do

Play the flute to grade four
But I don't want anymore (no more)

Wanting to play piano like Alicia Keys
Or learning some banjo expertise

Playing clarinet with class and grace
Or maybe taking lessons on the double-bass

I've wanted to sing like Michael Ball
Play recorder at the Royal Albert Hall

I've longed to have a jam
With my man Paul Weller...
...screw that, all I want's a Vuvuzela...ela...ela...e...e...e...
all I want's a Vuvuzela...ela...ela...e...e...e...e...e...e....


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